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“Illusion is the first of all pleasures.”

Hi, I'm Karen, Trane and ect. I totally rock. I live in Ohio, where there is nothing!


I wish I was an android. An android with the ability to do EVERYTHING but nothing for no one.

I'm also a HUUUUEG jerk to everyone and hate DA Family.
I tend to be SUPER ELITIST and well, quite frankly..
people seem to like it because I am an absolutely
serious person who doesn't empathize~desu

I make a mockery of just about anything that crosses my path,
my yard, my drive-way and the street I happen to be driving on.
Living in Ohio is one of the coolest ways to spend your life.

ALSO, working a shit-rate job in Ohio is the greatest
thing you can do in your life. You make 80 cents above minimum wage
AND you work bitch hours if you are under
30-something. Not only that, you feel an enormous sense of wasted
time especially if you have better things to do on a
Friday night other than working at a cut-rate drug store where
old people make a mess of the bathrooms and your fellow employees steal your food
from the break room table.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything,
but Daisuke Asakura is pretty kick ass.

I love to hate things with creditable reason.

I once went to class dressed as a fucking ninja warrior.
The school confiscated my plastic, not-to-scale, katana.
Sad faces were had by me.

In case your decision to be my
friend is based on my physical appearance:



Close your eyes
Just feel and realize
It is real and not a dream

I. Love. Oscar. Wilde.